These days I’m pretty numb to stuff I scroll across on Facebook. I mean the subject matter has to REALLY interest me to even read the whole line or go as far as to click on the link. But when I saw a suggestion for me to like the Philadelphia Parking Authority, I thought I was being punked. These scumbags have the balls and nerve to create a Facebook page and expect people to “like” it? For real? Now I may be coming out of left field with my thought process here, but to me thats not unlike herpes, the clap and HIV all coming up with a page and requesting likes from the general public. Completely outrageous. Have you ever met anyone that actually likes (in real life not Facebook terms) the PPA? The PPA reminds me of the mob in so many ways. Late to your meter by 30 seconds? FUCK you pay me. Your bumper is an inch behind the pole? FUCK you pay me. Inspection sticker says 10 and it’s November 1st? FUCK you pay me. Not to mention how they are responsible for the raise in the cost of goods. How you ask? Well, take a walk in center city and you will see any delivery truck (UPS, Pepsi, Frito Lay, etc.) with about 10 tickets on it. There isn’t anywhere for these guys to park so they get lit up by these maggots. Do you think these companies are gonna pay the extra costs? Or do you think they will increase their cost to consumer to make up the revenue lost?
And good luck fighting a ticket. If you think you’ve got a shot at beating one you Better Call Saul or else you are wasting your time.
PS- And who are the 3,665 maniacs that actually hit like? Had to be friends and family of employees right? The head of PR at the PPA had to have created fake profiles to get their likes up. We are doomed as a society if people actually start to like the PPA.